Fate/Destiny

This one comes to us straight from the man this site is named for: Flex Deez Nuts. Clearly Chaz is a man with a principled belief in free will. However, the beauty and artistic force of Slumdog Millionare truly challenged his "world view." Well, Chaz I say dream it you fucking dreamer. Don't let this cold world turn you into a cynic. If everyone thought like that there would be no communists, psychics, anarchists or Michael Jackson fans. Keep hope alive.

Acting Indignant Accentuates Your Stupidity

Yeah Carl's Junior! How can you so faithfully fulfill the promises made in your advertisements! As a rule of thumb, statuses complaining about the price of fast food should more or less be avoided. Let's hope Bravo is just a bad typer, otherwise it doesn't speak much to a Santa Clara finance degree. Maybe this is some sort of ironic social experiment?